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Offline Gorda the Hutt

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Gorda the Hutt is monitoring 30 Galactic Citizens

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    Rani Churs

    User Infostatus offline155 Kudos

    03/22/08

    Please enjoy this soothing music while your meal is being prepared.

    Your meal will be served in approximately 3 years.

    Thank you for flying with Windy Airlines.

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    RG Thirteen

    User Infostatus offline17 Kudos

    03/16/08

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    Jay Mertaal

    User Infostatus offline15 Kudos

    03/14/08

    I think that's order 42- the ultimate answer.

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    Jay Mertaal

    User Infostatus offline15 Kudos

    03/14/08

    You wish all Gamorrians to immediately put their underpants on their heads and to the Oompa Lumpa dance?

    Curious...

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    03/14/08

    Reply from Gorda the Hutt:

    Curses! If I ever find out who wrote this flawed Order Number Book, I'll hyperspace their worthless Starship lightspeed into the nearest quantum singularity with them glued to the front of it and a Buzz-droid down their pants!
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    Jay Mertaal

    User Infostatus offline15 Kudos

    03/14/08

    Perhaps you should put down Amy Winehouse instead then. I think you'd probably win some sort of gold medal thingy from an Alderaanian princess. Sound appealing?

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    03/14/08

    Reply from Gorda the Hutt:

    Most pleasing. I'll issue order 37 then pick up my medal on the way back from the Dry Cleaners.
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    Jay Mertaal

    User Infostatus offline15 Kudos

    03/14/08

    I feel for "fluffy". Perhaps you should put him down as an act of mercy.

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    03/14/08

    Reply from Gorda the Hutt:

    I could do that, but Rancors have become a bit of a rarity since some simpletons blew up Dathomir way back when. They made off in a grey orb type thing before anyone could get their licence plate number.
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    Jay Mertaal

    User Infostatus offline15 Kudos

    03/14/08

    I thought Hutts were supposed to be busy. Get a job fatty!

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    03/14/08

    Reply from Gorda the Hutt:

    Its Friday, only bums and Ugnaults work Friday. Everyone else is partying it up... bit of a problem here at the mo, Amy Winehouse has fallen down the Rancor trap and the Rancor is now begging to be let out.
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    Jay Mertaal

    User Infostatus offline15 Kudos

    03/14/08

    I agree wholeheartedly!

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    03/14/08

    Reply from Gorda the Hutt:

    Good show!
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    Rani Churs

    User Infostatus offline155 Kudos

    03/10/08

    Do you want fries with that?

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    03/10/08

    Reply from Gorda the Hutt:

    Fries? I didn't know catering was included on this jaunt. No time to discuss this with the committee, Erm, I'll have 5... no.. make that 3, I'm on a diet.
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    Ugbolt

    User Infostatus offline15 Kudos

    03/09/08

    Hello, this Ugbolt. Big Spider back in basement bit.

History

Gorda the Hutt was born deep in the swampish realms of Hutt space. Having quickly developed strange powers that the clan elders perceived as unnatural, the young Hutt was sentence to an early death. Here it would have ended if it were not for a Bounty Hunter called Boba Fett. Fett rescued the creature and later sold him to a small crime syndicate on Coruscant as a token mascot. An injection beforehand of an unknown chemical kept any mystic powers safely anonymous.

Growing up within the harsh Coruscant underworld was the best environment Gorda could have ever grown up in. The leaders of the minor crime syndicate were grossly unprepared and very soon taken over when both leaders mysteriously cut their own heads off in a freak shaving accident. Gorda the Hutt's new organization rather ruthlessly enveloped several others and following a major land and space battle with the then Coruscant government were forced to relocate to the Outer-rim territories.

Over time the organization has developed strong links with the Blue Star Pirates and Gorda resides at the location of Jabba's old Palace, although the structure is now more of a fortress with Shielding, Turbo Lazers and a squadron of sand coloured X-wings to name just a few of its unwelcome surprises.

The Hutt has just regained part of his force power back that he experienced during early infancy. It was discovered on a soul searching trip to Dagobah, that his powers were being surpressed by his then Deveronian Majordomo, Drak Kardue, by use of injection. Kardue fled before any punishment could be delt and is still at large with a rather large Bounty tied to him.

Current Interests

Smuggling, Theft, Destruction, Hostile takeover, Gambling, Corruption, Extortion, Vandalism, and Assassination

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Palace Blogs

  1. Gorda's Palace

    06/15/08 03:28:09 | 0 Comments

    Gorda's Palace - Star Wars Roleplay & Discussion Board

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    Gorda's Palace is a relaxed Star Wars Roleplay and Dicussion board. It is FREE to join and there is no limit to the amount of different Star Wars Characters you can control.

    Timeline: 5 years have...
  2. Gorda's Palace Logo

    06/12/08 04:40:30 | 0 Comments

    Here is a logo for the Palace,

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    Hooray and all that.

  3. Star Wars Online Roleplaying Game

    06/07/08 06:53:48 | 1 Comments

    Hello

    Do you like Online Roleplaying Games?

    Do you like pretending to be some made up Star Wars Character somewhere?

    Do you want to meet up with strange likewise people with similar mental problems?

    If so, then you should visit SITHLORE. It's an exciting Online Galactic Community of Roleplayers who live within the rich fabric of the Star Wars Universe.

    Sith Lore PRG
  4. Don't hold your breath waiting

    03/11/08 03:23:46 | 0 Comments

    Blog? Pfffttt! When am I going to get time to do one of those?