1. 

   Rani Churs

   168 Kudos

   Please enjoy this soothing music while your meal is being prepared.
   
   Your meal will be served in approximately 3 years.
   
   Thank you for flying with Windy Airlines.
   
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   03/22/08

2. 

   RG Thirteen

   20 Kudos

   Oh
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   03/16/08

3. 

   Jay Mertaal

   75 Kudos

   I think that's order 42- the ultimate answer.
   
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   03/14/08

4. 

   Jay Mertaal

   75 Kudos

   You wish all Gamorrians to immediately put their underpants on their heads and to the Oompa Lumpa dance?
   
   Curious...
   
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   03/14/08

   Reply from Gorda the Hutt: Curses! If I ever find out who wrote this flawed Order Number Book, I'll hyperspace their worthless Starship lightspeed into the nearest quantum singularity with them glued to the front of it and a Buzz-droid down their pants! 03/14/08

5. 

   Jay Mertaal

   75 Kudos

   Perhaps you should put down Amy Winehouse instead then. I think you'd probably win some sort of gold medal thingy from an Alderaanian princess. Sound appealing?
   
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   03/14/08

   Reply from Gorda the Hutt: Most pleasing. I'll issue order 37 then pick up my medal on the way back from the Dry Cleaners. 03/14/08

6. 

   Jay Mertaal

   75 Kudos

   I feel for "fluffy". Perhaps you should put him down as an act of mercy.
   
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   03/14/08

   Reply from Gorda the Hutt: I could do that, but Rancors have become a bit of a rarity since some simpletons blew up Dathomir way back when. They made off in a grey orb type thing before anyone could get their licence plate number. 03/14/08

7. 

   Jay Mertaal

   75 Kudos

   I thought Hutts were supposed to be busy. Get a job fatty!
   
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   03/14/08

   Reply from Gorda the Hutt: Its Friday, only bums and Ugnaults work Friday. Everyone else is partying it up... bit of a problem here at the mo, Amy Winehouse has fallen down the Rancor trap and the Rancor is now begging to be let out. 03/14/08

8. 

   Jay Mertaal

   75 Kudos

   I agree wholeheartedly!
   
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   03/14/08

   Reply from Gorda the Hutt: Good show! 03/14/08

9. 

   Rani Churs

   168 Kudos

   Do you want fries with that?
   
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   03/10/08

   Reply from Gorda the Hutt: Fries? I didn't know catering was included on this jaunt. No time to discuss this with the committee, Erm, I'll have 5... no.. make that 3, I'm on a diet. 03/10/08

10. 

    Ugbolt

    17 Kudos

    Hello, this Ugbolt. Big Spider back in basement bit.
    

    03/09/08

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